I own three dogs, a cat, two horses, and well some uninvited mice,crickets and pigeons.....Let me also say I live in the suburbs not a farm.
Dog A is a Basset Hound, named Fiona Apple. I named her that because I consider her behavior to be that of criminal nature....She gives really mean glances, and she does not care for passing strollers let alone the children that occupy them. Her hobby is laying on a section of my sectional couch that I purchased from Pottery Barn before they started making washable slipcovers...
Dog B is a Beagle, named Buddy, whom also is referred to as Homer by brother...I don't know why he renames my dogs but he does....and he also refers to my Basset Hound as
Volonus, similar to I guess
Volgna or Bologna from the character in Good Times
Lmao....Buddy was given to me by my friend Justin who thought Buddy would be happier with me..and because I lack the ability to say "NO"....Buddy now resides with me...
Dog C is a Wolf/German
Shephard Hybrid, whom is called Lucky, but well we call him Lion King because he looks like a Lion.....
LOL and well he came to us via a girlfriend of my son, Alex, who really loves this dog more than life itself. This dog is the best behaved out of the three.
So let me just say, Dog A and Dog C have an escaping problem....Buddy loves to "dart" when the door is opened and Lucky always follows closely behind to make sure he is okay...They are so fast I can't even get them when they get out so often later on in the day I get a call from someone saying they have my dogs...and they come home completely wore out and seem somewhat happy to be home....but they always smell of something like cow manure.
This escaping thing happens so often that everyone in a two mile know my dogs and when they see them, they bring them home sometimes if they are lucky enough to catch them....Most of the time Buddy, the Beagle finds his way to a restaurant. He has his picture at
Orginal Pete's with a chef jacket on......Once he even found his way to the elementary schools cafeteria during lunch time where one of the kids affectionately tied him to a tether ball pole with a jump rope until I could retrieve him.
Well the escaping problems have worsened a bit especially since I got my phone number changed and forgot to change the dog tags....So there daily escapes have turned into weekend escapes or weekly escapes.....I have been lucky enough to have returned to me safely until last week..............They turned up into the dog pound twice in the last month. The cost of retrieval was well over a hundred dollars each time.....and emotionally hard on my family...
When they say, Good things sometimes can come from tough times...I think they are right.....I ended up with this cool wrought iron fence gate completely blocking access to the street to help with the escaping problems and Lucky was
neutered a fraction of the cost it would have cost me at my local vet....and all dogs have current microchips, shots and tags and licenses....
I'm out some money, but I have peace of my mind and a very cool gate that only cost $20 off of
craigslist......
To end, I'm not so sure Fiona Apple was exactly happy to have her pack friends return home as she was getting pretty darned used to be the only dog............and I'm not so sure my live in boyfriend was happy to have the dogs return home either......................
but I am more than elated to have my all my furry babies underfoot again......